lame chinese/eng joke
Qn 1: Why is fish cunning ?
Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon)
Qn 2: What animal falls down the most?
Ans: Fox, cos they jiao hua (cunning, leg slippery)
Qn 3: Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming
drinks what?
Ans: Da ming drink wine, cos Jiu Yang Da Ming (wine brought up da ming / i long heard b4 ur name)
Qn 4: Which chinese host does not have centre
parting?
Ans: Wu Zong Xian (no centre line)
Qn 5: Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana
fine by police?
Ans: Cos Jay Walking
Qn 7:Which emperor (huang di) is blind??
Ans: Kang Xi (Can't see)
Qn 8: How does a fish laugh?
Ans: HE HE HE (hokkien pounounce for fish)
Qn 9: How does a prawn laugh?
Ans: HEI HEI HEI! (hokkien pounounce for prawn)
Qn 10: Which animal should you look for if
you're unable to open a bottle cap?
Ans: peacock, cos kong que kai ping (peacock open feathers / peacock open bottle)
Qn 11: Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
Ans: cos bei bi wu chi (baby no teeth/ cunning & evil)
Qn 12: Which button on your keyboard cannot
sing?
Ans: F4
Qns 13: Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan,
Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?
Ans: Xiao Bai, cos always Xiao Bai Tu ( white rabbit / xiao bai vomit)